Tuesday, August 02, 2005

How Hard Can Finding a Name Be, Really?

All of a sudden I have some free time on my hands, so I figure I should start a Blog. Everyone else on the planet has one and I'm certainly not one to be outdone. I can write and in real life I'm frightfully witty. Blogging should be easy, right?


Leave it to a woman with 2 degrees and 11 letters in her first name to fuck up blogging before she even writes one word. I get to the first page which asks you to name your blog. I pause for all of 2 seconds before I think of the most clever title possible - a name that should only be reserved for me (not that I'm self-centered or anything like that). As soon as I click the "continue" button, i get a lovely little note saying that my name has already been taken. What bastard has my name??? Do you know that it actually took an additional 15 minutes to finally find a name that no one else has? What rat-bastard has my name?

So instead of spending those 15 minutes writing the meaningful intro that I'd originally planned, I'm pissed because it took me too damn long to find a name for my sucky blog. My wine is kicking in and now all I want to do is sleep. So this is how it begins. You'll take it and you'll like it, dammit!

What have I learned from this debacle? Clearly, I'm not nearly as clever as I thought I was. Nah! Fuck that. The real moral of the story is that I can ramble on about naming my blog and at least one person in the universe will actually take time to read about it. Sucker!


Blogger Zaira said...

Nice one!.. Visit me and drop me a line..........

8/03/2005 12:49 AM  
Blogger foxxxylove said...

This is what happens when you have "XXX" included in your name, kiddies. Don't try this at home.

8/04/2005 4:35 PM  
Blogger Jezebelsriot said...

I'm the sucker that not only read your first blog, but all of them so far. And you are fucking funny!

8/06/2005 8:39 AM  

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