Oh how I wish . . . an ode to Card Shark

Oh how I wish
You weren't so lame
Or CHUBBY

Oh how I wish
That you could actually
beat me at poker

Oh how I wish
That you would stop smoking
for your health

Oh how I wish
That you didn't listen to country music
and like to torture me with it

Oh how I wish
You weren't so lame
Or CHUBBY (did I say that already, Chubby)

I know you can't help yourself
I am irresistable
which is why you love me so

Dot - feather man
Oh how I wish
Oh how I wish