It's a Celebration, Bitches!

For those of you who didn't hear me scream it from the moutaintops, I PASSED THE BAR! Yes, that means I'm too legit to quit. It also means that I really have to hold up my end of the deal I made with GOD.

But of course, my happy moment was overshadowed by a molester. Yes, a molester. I must fill you all in on it later.

Just wanted to say to the world that I PASSED!!! I also would like to say that some folks that didn't pass were totallly robbed and it ain't fair! Others are such horrible people that they didn't deserve to pass (ok, that wasn't nice, but I really am enjoying the fact that my ex, my nemesis from Law Review, and our biggest conservative jerk all failed AND I PASSED!!! Ha.).

I seriously will update on the molester. Let's just say that living in a rich white neighborhood ain't all it's cracked up to be. White people be molestin!