Wednesday, October 05, 2005

and in breaking alien news

Tomkat is preggers. EEEWWWW!

Puhleeze. We all know that Tom Cruise doesn't have sex with women. So Kate must've really been implanted by the Thetans (or whatever other weird ass shit Scientologists believe). Everyone pray for this child.

2 Comments:

Blogger Rudy Zarsov said...

I hope you're not having a shot at Our Nicole(tm).
It's your yankee Tom who's shootin blanks.
The fertility of Aussy women can't be shat upon!!!!!

10/06/2005 8:02 AM  
Blogger foxxxylove said...

Nope. Not a shot at Nicole at all. Just pointing out the fact that Tom is gay.

10/09/2005 1:15 PM  

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