Sunday, October 16, 2005

Happy Porn Sunday!!


And just when I was running out of blog inspiration . . .

This Sunday was Porn Sunday for the standing room only crowd at a local church. What is Porn Sunday you might ask. Well, these 2 "pastors" come to churches and show porn to expose the congregation to the evils of porn. It's a porn crusade if you will.

Now, y'all know I believe in God. Heck, I even made a deal with him. So don't jump down my throat when I say this. Porn Sunday is just another example of what's wrong with organized religion. These supposed Christians are crusading against porn as if it's the most pressing problem we have right now - HELLO, we've got a war going on!!! But to show porn IN CHURCH is likely the most stupid thing I've ever heard. To top it off, the church house was filled with people who were so opposed to porn that they packed the church in record numbers to watch it. Hmmmm. ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE LOONEY!!

I like porn (well, some of it anyway). Everyone should watch a little porn now and then (unless you're Jeff and take regular porn breaks). But, good Lord (pardon the pun), do you have to watch it in church? It just goes to show that we have a lot of repressed souls in Arizona. They've gotta go to church to get their rocks off. Go to a strip club for God's sake.

I, on the other hand, will watch the porn at home. Although, I did make that deal with God. Hmmm, maybe I'll reconsider Porn Sunday. Where do I sign up?

For more information on Porn Sunday, please visit XXXChurch.com (and I'm so not kidding).

4 Comments:

Blogger Rudy Zarsov said...

I admit that I am an American scoffer but when you put this piece of stupidity with the inept way the aftermath of New Orleans was handled, the fuckup in Iraq, the public idiocy of George W Bush and the blatant racism of the average American and then link the average Americans arrogant attitude that the US does everything better than anyone else in the world then, if you were a thinking person, you may get a small picture of why the rest of the world thinks that America is fucked.

10/17/2005 12:16 PM  
Blogger Rudy Zarsov said...

Now that I have that off my chest..
back to my usual self.

Foxxxy, does this mean that you have become a porn again christian?

10/17/2005 12:27 PM  
Blogger foxxxylove said...

Indeed I have. Thank you Jesus!

10/17/2005 12:31 PM  
Blogger Jezebelsriot said...

I don't know, I think if my church had had a little porn during those god awful boring sermons about burning in hell and roasting and how even looking at your privates is wrong, I may not have shunned religion entirely. What a great fucking idea. This is genius. I suppose next Sunday in an attempt to condemn the horrible vagrants of prostitution they can bring in a few hookers to try out during communion.

10/27/2005 9:21 AM  

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