Happy Porn Sunday!!

And just when I was running out of blog inspiration . . .

This Sunday was Porn Sunday for the standing room only crowd at a local church. What is Porn Sunday you might ask. Well, these 2 "pastors" come to churches and show porn to expose the congregation to the evils of porn. It's a porn crusade if you will.

Now, y'all know I believe in God. Heck, I even made a deal with him. So don't jump down my throat when I say this. Porn Sunday is just another example of what's wrong with organized religion. These supposed Christians are crusading against porn as if it's the most pressing problem we have right now - HELLO, we've got a war going on!!! But to show porn IN CHURCH is likely the most stupid thing I've ever heard. To top it off, the church house was filled with people who were so opposed to porn that they packed the church in record numbers to watch it. Hmmmm. ALL OF THESE PEOPLE ARE LOONEY!!

I like porn (well, some of it anyway). Everyone should watch a little porn now and then (unless you're Jeff and take regular porn breaks). But, good Lord (pardon the pun), do you have to watch it in church? It just goes to show that we have a lot of repressed souls in Arizona. They've gotta go to church to get their rocks off. Go to a strip club for God's sake.

I, on the other hand, will watch the porn at home. Although, I did make that deal with God. Hmmm, maybe I'll reconsider Porn Sunday. Where do I sign up?

For more information on Porn Sunday, please visit XXXChurch.com (and I'm so not kidding).