Wednesday, December 07, 2005

Jesus is the reason for the season . . .

but for Christ's sake. If I have to hear one more thing about that stupid White House Christmas card, I'll scream.

Right-wing nutjobs . . . I mean the Christian right . . . is all peeved about this year's White House Christmas card. Mr. Bush forgot to actually say Merry Christmas, instead opting for a general Happy Holidays or Season's Greetings or some shit like that. Apparently, some groups got their panties (including that special Mormon underwear) all in a wad because the card took the "Christ" out of Christmas. Nevermind the big ole Psalm at the top of the card. I guess that's not Christian enough either.

So, the card didn't say didn't say "Thank you baby Jesus for being born!" Must this be treated like the 7th Sign? My Lord, they need to be more concerned about those upside-down Christmas trees because they are CLEARLY a sign of the DEVIL!!!

I think Virgin Mobile has it right. Ole Dubya shoulda opted for a card that said Happy Christmahannukwanzakah. That about covers everyone, and puts a little Christ back into the holiday season (nevermind that those stupid commercials are likely the most offensive things I've ever seen, but at least Virgin Mobile is an equal opportunity offender).

They can take the Kwanzaa part out though. We all know that shit is made up!!!


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