Why do Homosexuals like to use me as their dates?

Tonite, I will go as Isa's "beard" on the Phoenix Lesbo Tour. Well, i guess most lesbians don't have beards. They do grow a lot of hair in other places.

EDIT

Tonite, I will go as Isa's "faint but noticeable mustache" on the Phoenix Lesbo Tour. Nevermind that a whole bunch of REAL lesbians are going and she could simply just use one of them to Pussy-Block. Also, nevermind that I'm bringing two dudes -Sharky and Romius - with me. This promises to be interesting.

For those of you who are actually in Phoenix, drop by and see us! Here's the announcement Isa posted below:

PHX LESBO TOUR 2006
(if you're reading this, duh, you're invited)
The PHX Lesbo Tour 2006 is on like donkey kong for this Friday, 1/20! The tour must start at the "lesbo" house - 1707 E. Broadmor - so arrive around 9pm but no later than 9:30pm. From the house, we'll hit:
The Cash
The Biz
Misty's
The E-Lounge
We should be at each stop around 30-45mins. We'll finish the night either at Hamburger Mary's or Amsterdam. Of course, all friends, straight or gay, are welcome. Don't forget to meet at the house first.