Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Flavor of Love - Meet the Groupies (including updates)

Like many of you, I wondered about the true origins of some of the women competing for dear ol' Flav's heart. Actually, I noticed that a lot of people have ended up here because they were looking up information about specific girls. Here's what my excellent research skills allowed me to dig up. I should seriously be a reporter!

Red Oyster is a professional actress with a lil bitty resume. Oh, and SHE'S MARRIED!!!! Click on the last couple.

Smiley, the shy one who wanted Flav to see her true self, is actually a professional video ho who tried out to be a WWE Diva.

Serious, the model, is kinda skanky. Check out her website.

Hottie (aka HOT MESS) is no stranger to the reality dating show scene. She appeared on an episode of Blind Date just before Christmas. She also has a some websites to check out HERE, HERE and HERE. Did you know that she is the descendant of an Irishman and the royal family of Madagascar? cough *BULLSHIT* cough!

Everyone seems to think that Hoopz is the best looking. Well, in addition to being a baskeball player, she's an INTERNET HO and STRIPPER! You too can book her for your special occasion, but don't aske me what that means.

Georgia got eliminated in the 2nd show because she bored Flav with her Feng Shui. Here's her website.

Peachez, the crazy lookin white chick, is a singer who toured with George Clinton. If you listen to her music on MySpace you might die of sheer boredom from her voice. She has no funk in her voice whatsoever! What is George thinking (besides "that's a nice piece of ass!").

That's all kiddies. If I find anything more, I'll let you know. I'm still looking for the likes of New York, Miss Latin, and my fave for Flav, Goldie!!!

Oh, and for htose of you who haven't read, take a look at my live recaps from EPISODE 1 and EPISODE 2.

UPDATES:

Can anyone believe that crazy, gap-toothed Rain is a model.

Sweetie is an aspiring singer who penned the song "I Love My Thug." I'm not making this stuff up! Check out her MySpace.

Pumpkin, the substoot teechr and hypnotist assistant also has a MySpace page. I dunno if it's legit though. That bitch looks waaaaay older than 25. Rumor has it that she is in the newe Hydroxycut commercial.

SPOILER: Wikipedia is reporting that the winner is . . . (drum roll) . . . NEW YORK. This confirms that Flav is into dudes. However, there's another spolier floating around that he picks HOOPZ. (To see the spoiler names more clearly, just highlight em). We shall see.

20 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Wow! . . .
Wow! . . .
Wow! . . .


This is truly an eye-opener for me. I thought these ladies were regular chicks looking for love in all the wrong places.

Great job! (clapping hands)

I'm also embarassed. As a journalist -- and a faithful viewer of the show -- I should have done this.

But thank you for this Foxxxylove, this is spectacular!

It's also reveals that these girls are strictly in this game to get their own 15 minutes of fame and promote their website and/or sagging careers.

I should be like Oyster: Sit on Flav's lap, with a Diet coke in hand, and rat out all of these H.A.M.s, er, excuse me, ladies.

It's clear that these ladies don't love Flav at all.

And not all of them are skanky. LOL! Well, some of them.

Hottie (aka HOT MESS):
Did you know that she is the descendant of an Irishman and the royal family of Madagascar? cough *BULLSHIT* cough!


-- ROTFL! ROTFL! Now that was funny.

Internet ho or not, Hoopz is my girl -- I think she can win it.

I'm going to link this up on my own blog real soon. This post speaks volumes about the show and the ladies. I'm going to look at Flavor of Love a little differently now.

Great job! Great post!

--Trent
http://beatsandrants.blogs.com

1/12/2006 1:44 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Aww dayum,
Don't spoil it for me. I'm really like the show.

-- Trent
http://beatsandrants.blogs.com

1/12/2006 9:37 AM  
Anonymous People'sChamp said...

I went to college with "Goldie" aka Courtney Jackson. She really is that country, but she damn sure ain't that dumb. Completely putting on an act for the show. I gotta find out more from the source though.

1/22/2006 5:41 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I found Miss Latin's Profile on myspace

1/28/2006 8:52 AM  
Blogger Dallas said...

Seems like everyone has a myspace ad on there. They are all linked up as friends. Even FLAV. What a bunch of ho's. Thay are all fake and all wanting to further their career just like everyone thought. It's obvious by how they list the show in their crappy resumes. Even the girls who were just on the first episode have every pic they could find of themselves posted, like CHERRY. What a joke. "NOT SO HOTTIE" is the biggest joke on that whole show. They keep her and New york around because the show would be boring without them. They cause the most trouble. I mean who would seriously keep the raw chicken cooker and the stalker. Pumpkin is either the grandma of the group or has very bad Genes past down. Some one give her some Wrinkle cream.

2/06/2006 9:30 AM  
Blogger Kinglee said...

I want to congratulate my crusty brother Flavor Flav for single handedly, eradicating RACISM. Anytime a white network (NBC gave JAMIE Hell, he should have gone to vh1)pays a brother to parlay in a mansion and pick and lose 20 hoes, except for HOOPZ, and spend their money to wine and dine these women, including white ones, their better not be one black man crying out about the racism in America. IT IS OFFICIALLY OVER. We wanted equality, this is the closest were gonna get.

If I were Flav, I would say I dont want none of these Hoes, give me another 20 and let see what happens then, (Season 2 more money), and then call in HOOPZ on one show to make them jealous.

This girl HOOPZ has got to be one of the baddest girls on the planet, she is a PHENOM, and dont dog her for being a stripper, I would strip to if I were that fine. Peace. KINGLEE

2/14/2006 11:42 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I just saw the episode where Goldie was sent home. I'm very disappointed. I would have hoped Punkin or NY went home. Punkin looks way tooo old and she admitted she's a reality tv person. Then there's Miss NY. She can't be serious. I hope the girl is acting. I think Goldie was a lady to the very end. Is the show really real or just about $$$$.

2/19/2006 10:22 PM  
Blogger Chicago Sheri said...

Thanks for all the links and info.
Iliked Rain, she was nice to Goldie when she was puking.
So sad Goldie is gone, she was the only one that was really nice, and really fun and sweet and honest.

Hottie was just a freak show

2/20/2006 6:03 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I would fuck the shit oout of goldie.Man she a freak!plus i got the big dick she want.I bet you hoopz could give a great blowjob along wit goldie.Oh,yeah and I'm real hard right now!

2/22/2006 7:28 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hoopz is soo fine, id love to book her, and smell her feet

2/23/2006 2:00 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

who did pumpkin have sex with on tv?

2/27/2006 10:58 AM  
Anonymous rmccaskill2006 said...

I love hoopz I wish I was flav.
When the show first started and I saw hoopz. I would have told everyone else to go home. Holla
at yo boy Hoopz If flav doesn't pick you. He would have to be a fool not to.

3/01/2006 11:39 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

a lot of folks are saying NewYork is porn star Desiree Clark. The pics i saw looked like her without the fake eyelashes.

3/06/2006 5:44 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Did u know That Hoopz won?!
I'm sooo happy for her but to be honest my top fav people were GOLDIE & HOOPZ!

3/12/2006 9:34 PM  
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3/14/2006 6:47 PM  
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3/14/2006 6:49 PM  
Blogger erickka said...

SAY IT AIN'T SO ABOUT HOOPS. CALL ME A HOPELESS ROMANTIC, BUT I REALLY WANT TO BELIEVE THAT SHE HAS FEELINGS FOR FLAVOR. I LIKE HOOPZ.

BUT SHE DO LOOK SLEEZY IN THOSE PHOTOS.
DAMN! DAMN! DAMN JAMES!!!!

3/14/2006 9:14 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

NO. DESIRE CLARK IS NOT NYC. i'd know nyc's mug anywhere.

3/14/2006 9:18 PM  
Blogger Mrs. S said...

Any info on what Goldie is doing now? Seems like everyone else has a myspace except her ...

3/16/2006 11:14 AM  
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