Flavor of Love - Meet the Groupies (including updates)

Like many of you, I wondered about the true origins of some of the women competing for dear ol' Flav's heart. Actually, I noticed that a lot of people have ended up here because they were looking up information about specific girls. Here's what my excellent research skills allowed me to dig up. I should seriously be a reporter!

Red Oyster is a professional actress with a lil bitty resume. Oh, and SHE'S MARRIED!!!! Click on the last couple.

Smiley, the shy one who wanted Flav to see her true self, is actually a professional video ho who tried out to be a WWE Diva.

Serious, the model, is kinda skanky. Check out her website.

Hottie (aka HOT MESS) is no stranger to the reality dating show scene. She appeared on an episode of Blind Date just before Christmas. She also has a some websites to check out HERE, HERE and HERE. Did you know that she is the descendant of an Irishman and the royal family of Madagascar? cough *BULLSHIT* cough!

Everyone seems to think that Hoopz is the best looking. Well, in addition to being a baskeball player, she's an INTERNET HO and STRIPPER! You too can book her for your special occasion, but don't aske me what that means.

Georgia got eliminated in the 2nd show because she bored Flav with her Feng Shui. Here's her website.

Peachez, the crazy lookin white chick, is a singer who toured with George Clinton. If you listen to her music on MySpace you might die of sheer boredom from her voice. She has no funk in her voice whatsoever! What is George thinking (besides "that's a nice piece of ass!").

That's all kiddies. If I find anything more, I'll let you know. I'm still looking for the likes of New York, Miss Latin, and my fave for Flav, Goldie!!!

Oh, and for htose of you who haven't read, take a look at my live recaps from EPISODE 1 and EPISODE 2.

UPDATES:

Can anyone believe that crazy, gap-toothed Rain is a model.

Sweetie is an aspiring singer who penned the song "I Love My Thug." I'm not making this stuff up! Check out her MySpace.

Pumpkin, the substoot teechr and hypnotist assistant also has a MySpace page. I dunno if it's legit though. That bitch looks waaaaay older than 25. Rumor has it that she is in the newe Hydroxycut commercial.

SPOILER: Wikipedia is reporting that the winner is . . . (drum roll) . . . NEW YORK. This confirms that Flav is into dudes. However, there's another spolier floating around that he picks HOOPZ. (To see the spoiler names more clearly, just highlight em). We shall see.