Tuesday, September 20, 2005

TAG - You're it!

This is complements of La Isla Bonita:

THE RULES: List five songs that you are currently loving. It doesn't matter what genre they are from, whether they have words, or even if they're any good, but they must be songs you're really enjoying right now. Post these instructions, the artists, and the songs in your blog, then "tag" five other bloggers/friends to see what they're listening to.

Isa's list:
1. Lucille - Kenny Rogers
2. Shake it Off - Mariah Carey (the only song i ever hear on the radio)
3. Swanee River - Judy Garland
4. Cresent City - Lucinda Williams
5. Crush on You - Lisa Lisa and the Cult Jam!
(sidenote: ISA, this song is by THE JETS and NOT Lisa Lisa)

Foxxxy's List:
1. I'll Be Late For That- Kanye West
2. They Say - Common
3. Say Somethin - Mariah Carey
4. Hello, It's Me - Isley Brothers
5. Creepin - Stevie Wonder

So I TAG these Five Friends of Foxxxy (Don't be offended anyone I left off. This is just for the friends with blogs):
1. Molly
2. Romius
3. Rudy (and you're right, I don't know what "rootin" means in Australia)
4. Jezebel
5. Lizzie Maguire

You're it!


Anonymous Anonymous said...

dont even bring up mariah - she BUGS me! that faces gets distorted on rubberfaces.com whenever I see her name - ARGG! I wish she would disappear.

9/20/2005 11:30 PM  
Blogger Rudy Zarsov said...

FIVE friends????

I haven't got ONE friend (sob sob)

9/21/2005 12:32 PM  
Blogger Rudy Zarsov said...

But I do tell a funny joke every now and again.

A man was sitting in a cafeteria next to a blonde woman who was engrossed in her newspaper.

The bold headline read "12 Brazilian Soldiers Killed."

She shook her head at the sad news.

Then turning to the man she asked, "How many is a Brazilian?"

9/21/2005 12:36 PM  
Blogger foxxxylove said...

BOOOO!!!! Rudy, if you want to woo me, you've gotta bring me better jokes than that.

9/23/2005 11:51 AM  
Blogger Rudy Zarsov said...

I love a challenge.
Especially one that has a first prize like that.

9/23/2005 1:26 PM  
Blogger Rudy Zarsov said...

What about this one. Will this one win your heart?

President" Bush was visiting a primary school and he visited one of the
classes. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their
meanings. The teacher asked the President if he would like to lead the
discussion on the word "tragedy". So the illustrious leader asked the class
for an example of a "tragedy".

One little boy stood up and offered: "If my best friend, who lives on a
farm, is playing in the field and a tractor runs over him and kills him,
that would be a tragedy."

No," said Bush, "that would be an accident."

A little girl raised her hand: "If a school bus carrying 50 children drove
over a cliff, killing everyone inside, that would be a tragedy."

"I'm afraid not," explained the president. "That's what we would call great

The room went silent. No other children volunteered.

Bush searched the room. "Isn't there someone here who can give me an
example of a tragedy?"

Finally at the back of the room a small boy raised his hand...

In a quiet voice he said: "If Air Force One carrying you and Mrs. Bush was
struck by a "friendly fire" missile and blown to smithereens, that would be
a tragedy."

"Fantastic!" exclaimed Bush. "That's right. And can you tell me why that
would be tragedy?"

"Well," says the boy, "It has to be a tragedy, because it certainly
wouldn't be a great loss and it probably wouldn't be a fucking accident either".

9/24/2005 2:14 PM  
Blogger Rudy Zarsov said...

This is the last one. If this doesn't work I'll just have to be celibate for the rest of my life.

Jesus and Satan were having an on-going argument about who was better
on the computer. They had been going at it for days, and frankly God was tired of hearing all the bickering.

Finally fed up, God said, "THAT'S IT! I have had enough. I am going to set up a test that will run for two hours, and from those results,
I will judge who does the better job."

So Satan and Jesus sat down at the keyboards and typed away.

They moused. They faxed. They e-mailed. They e-mailed with attachments. They downloaded. They did spreadsheets. They wrote reports. They created labels and cards.
They created charts and graphs. They did some genealogy reports.
They did every job known to man.

Jesus worked with heavenly efficiency and Satan was faster than hell.
Then, ten minutes before their time was up, lightning suddenly flashed across the sky, thunder rolled, rain poured, and, of course, the power went off.

Satan stared at his blank screen and screamed every curse word known in the underworld.

Jesus just sighed.

Finally the electricity came back on, and each of them restarted their computers.

Satan started searching frantically, screaming:
"It's gone! It's all GONE! I lost everything when the power went

Meanwhile, Jesus quietly started printing out all of his files from the past two hours of work.

Satan observed this and became irate. "Wait!" he screamed.

"That's not fair! He cheated! How come he has all his work and
I don't have any?"

God just shrugged and said...

"Jesus saves."

9/25/2005 4:26 PM  

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