Thursday, June 22, 2006

Racist Post of the Day

My brother posted this as a MySpace bulletin. I thought I'd share.

10 TRUTHS BLACK AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Elvis is dead.
2. Dating a cousin is not right.
3. Rap music is here to stay.
4. Kissing your pet is not cute or clean.
5. Skinny does not equal sexy.
6. Thomas Jefferson had black children.
7. A 5 year old child is too big for a stroller.
8. N'SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5 . . . or New Edition
9. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.
10. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT HISPANIC PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Chicken is food, not a roommate.
3. Jesus is not a name for your son.
4. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.5
. Maria is a name but not for every daughter.
6. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies.
7. 10 people to a car is considered too many.
8. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion statement.
9. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in yourfamily.
10. Letting your children run wildly through the store is not normal.

10 TRUTHS WHITE AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:
1. O.J. did it.
2. Tupac is dead.
3. Teeth should not be decorated.
4. Weddings should start on time.
5. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
6. Jesse Jackson will never be President.
7. RED is not a Kool Aid flavor, it's a color.
8. Church does not require expensive clothes.
9. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.
10. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

To my NDN peeps: Don't feel left out. I can make up one for you right on the spot! And in the immortal words of Triple T Becenti, "Skin, you're in!"

10 TRUTHS BLACK, WHITE, AND HISPANIC PEOPLE KNOW BUT INDIANS WON'T ADMIT:
1. Hickey's are not attractive.
2. Even if you move your lips in one direction while saying "over derrr," I still don't know which way to go.
3. Wearing tight Wranglers doesn't make you look like you have a butt when you don't.
4. Shorts and a tee shirt do not constitute a swimsuit and sneakers aren't the same as flippers
5. Even if you are Indian, white people still think you're Mexican.
6. That song "Apache, Jump on It" by the Sugar Hill Gang is the joint!
7. Turquoise bling just isn't the same thing.
8. "Ehhhheeeee?" is not the same thing as using an actual question mark at the end of a sentence.
9. Wassup with the country music?
10. Dave Anderson really is the NDN Al Roker, except Al is wayyyy cooler!

5 Comments:

Blogger Rudy Zarsov said...

How about 10 truths "The Rest Of The World" know but Americans don't.

1: There is a "Rest of the World"
2: All food is not fried or takeaway
3: Life is not like a TV show
4: Different races CAN live together peacefully
5: Law abiding people do not carry guns.
6: You don't need to shoot someone to settle an arguement.
7: The Rest of the World is not drug addicted.
8: Most Muslims are not terrorists
9: Americans are rude arrogant tourists
10: George W Bush is not Jesus

6/22/2006 8:30 PM  
Blogger Knows It All said...

Awesome!

6/22/2006 8:32 PM  
Blogger foxxxylove said...

Cute Rudy. I actually couldn't agree with you more, except take me out of the American category cuz i don't count! Haha.

And just so everyone knows, I think my stalkerish ex and/or his ugly wife posted a comment on here earlier. I erased it.

It could've also been Anne-Leigh Moe, which if it was, that's sooooo rocks!!!

6/23/2006 4:02 AM  
Anonymous Ayesha said...

nice

6/28/2006 9:37 PM  
Anonymous Cherie said...

Turquoise is BLING! How you gonna hate on us ms love you know you love da skinn'd out men (hmmmm card shark) and some of us got booty to fill wranglers (but dont wear them) and ehhhhhhh is NOT a question!

gotta love ya girl
(so true about D Anderson!)

6/30/2006 8:30 AM  

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