Barack Obama: The Drawing Board
This is my good friend Wyatt, a stand up comic and actor. He actually does kinda look like Obama. Scary!
Barack Obama: The Drawing Board
Sometime today, buried beneath the Pres. Ford funeral coverage and the 200th story about Britney Spears’ shaved coochie, there will be a story about Keith Ellison being sworn in as the 1st Muslim elected to the House of Representatives. This should be a proud moment for Americans because it truly serves a testament to principles of religious freedom and diversity – things that as Americans we supposedly hold near to our hearts (emphasis on the supposedly – I’m still a cynic afterall). Right?
I spent a week and a half with a face so swollen that I looked like Jabba the Hut. I did, however, get skinnylicious from the forced moratorium on solid foods. So, I guess it wasn't that bad.
First, you get a divorce from your beautiful loving wife. Then you take up with Scary Spice. Now you dump her for Babyface's leftovers and claim that the Scary baby isn't yours? SHAME ON YOU - not just for the baby, but for all of the above. You were much more loveable when you were into trannies like Micahel Jackson (although I'm not sure it hasn't been proven that Scary Spice is actually a man).
but I was really upset today when rescuers found the body of James Kim, the father who'd been missing in the Oregon snow for more than a week. Kim's self-sacrafice for the love of his family should be celebrated. I will keep his family in my prayers (if God listens as I have been a blasphemer of late).
So, I got my tooth pulled this afternoon.
I've lost 7 lbs in 5 days. Ask me how! Ask me how!